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Malicious Women Candle Co. Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Mel
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Malicious Women Candle Co. Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Mel


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Calm The Fuck Down - Infused with "Melodramatic Tendencies" Scent: Lavender & Coconut WaterOur candles are more intense than your 15 year old daughter's eyeroll while she is screaming she hates you! Fun Fact: IF your kids hate you because you won't let them wear shorts that show their lady bits - you're doing it right. Same goes for the boys - no one needs to see that much Hanes!If you're freaking the fuck out because you're SO still doesn't understand the concept of putting their fucking clothes in the hamper- sometimes a good fit is all you need to change behavior.Scent: Lavender & Coconut Water:Relax with the smell of French Lavender & and refreshing coconut water in this refreshing spa scent. Undertones of Tonka bean, Amber & Vanilla creates a sweet ending to this calming scent.

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  May 23, 2022

Lovingly Logo Verified Purchase   |   Florist's Choice for Birthday delivered to Casper, WY

This was my first experience with Marvel Floral and I will use them again! I chose florists choice for the bouquet I was sending to a friend. They texted me a picture to make sure that I was happy with it. It was stunning. Such personal service. Thank you Marvel Floral.

  May 19, 2022

Lovingly Logo Verified Purchase   |   General Arrangement delivered to Casper, WY

Kristin and Jacob loved the flowers! They were beautiful! Excellent service! We will definitely have all our flower needs taken care of by you!

  May 12, 2022

Lovingly Logo Verified Purchase   |   Invigorate™ delivered to Casper, WY

Beautiful arrangement delivered promptly. Highly recommend!!

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